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Love on the Peacock Express: A Short Mystery MILF Dating Game

As a private investigator you’ve always been interested in two things: solving mysteries, and kissing hot older women. Now you’re on a train with as many mysteries as there are hot older women. Are you in paradise? Well, that’s going to be up to you.

Choose one of three women to spend time with on the train, each of whom is deeply embroiled her own mystery. Flirt and investigate through dialogue options and observation in order to solve your chosen woman’s mystery and find your way into her heart. Love on the Peacock Express features three possible romance routes, each with two unique endings.

All game proceeds are donated to Planned Parenthood and a Puerto Rican relief organization.

The Team





  • Xed (@mxedk on twitter)
  • J
  • Queenie





Experiencing bugs? Have feedback for the game? For the fastest response, please email us at: trainmilfsgame@gmail.com


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LoveOnThePeacockExpress-1.0.2-win.zip 51 MB
LoveOnThePeacockExpress-1.0.2-mac.zip 49 MB
LoveOnThePeacockExpress-1.0.2-linux.tar.bz2 54 MB


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I recently came out as a lesbian,  so seeing this going around my tumblr dash was so exciting! Of course I had to buy it and make an account to leave my love to the production team! Thank you for writing such cute lesbian romances, especially with older women being seen as desirable and sexy!

First: Congratulations!! We're so happy for you! :D

Secondly: We're glad you enjoyed the game! That was our goal :3c

This was a very charming game! And I'm pretty sure it's the first one in which I've been able to date women older than like... possibly 30, but even that might be a high estimate, so that was wonderful as well.  What a delightful way to spend a few hours.

(WAIT I just remembered there are older women in Mermaid Splash! Passion Festival. Still, having an entire game dedicated to older women is a real treat!)

Thank you! Also yes, that was the goal!


Loved it so much! Played it non stop until I finished each of the women

Haha nice B) !! We're glad you enjoyed it!


I enjoyed it quite a bit. I'm curious, is one of the ends bad and the other good? 

Each route has a romantic end and a platonic end, depending on your choices.


This was amazing and I'm so happy I got to play it!  Vic was hands down my favorite <3

Thank you so much! We're glad you liked it!